my music legend!

I worked on this quite a while ago but totally forgot about it... listen up: you are going to wanna roll in this sh*t!

One day ADELE and JOAN BAEZ, wearing their LITTLE BOOTS, went looking for the mystical OWL CITY. When they arrived, THE VILLAGERS came out to meet them. MIKA stepped forward and told them that they had arrived. “No!” ADELE exclaimed. “We’re in North CAROLINA, LIAR!” So they kept on going, riding their CARIBOU. It started to rain, and JOAN BAEZ hoped that the weather would KLEERUP. After she made this wish, it suddenly became a bright, GREEN DAY. North Carolina was OUTASIGHT, so they hoped that they wouldn’t become LOST IN THE TREES. After a few more hours of riding, they knew that they had arrived. OWL CITY was filled with GRIZZLY BEARs, NEON TREES, SLEIGH BELLS and FREEZEPOPs. People were SKY SAILING and playing TENNIS. There was no DANGER or any of THE KILLERS in sight. They stood in awe and thought aloud, “Well, NEVER SHOUT NEVER!” But then, just to their surprise, a great clap of CELTIC THUNDER shook the trees, and a bright red PHOENIX flew across the sky.

yup. pretty great, right? xx